Life's Truths for Adults
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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. There is nothing worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for ( Read more... )

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From boxerlady...

I got an email that baddawg posted a note that he would be attending the meeting. I wanted to post a note after that to tell him that the meeting wasn't at the posted coords, that it had been moved 450' away and good luck on finding it, but I decided I better not stir the pot.

funny as hell...

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

Decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

Decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and

Reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the

Woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am ( Read more... )

You hear it all the time…boys are more difficult in the early years than girls. While I was pregnant with our third child (we have two girls), my husband and I found ourselves ignoring this and still desperately hoping for a beautiful little “weenie-clad” bundle of joy. The day finally came when we learned that we were going to be blessed with just ( Read more... )

Sent to me by MY MOTHER!!!!
A pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise.

Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and h is scrotum was smashed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could ( Read more... )

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Here’s some advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a high school during a speech about 11 things the students didn’t learn in school.  He talked about how fell-good, politically-correct teaching has created a full generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept sets them up for failure in the real world.

RULE 1   - Life is not ( Read more... )

Now years ago when Steven Wright was on the verge of becoming the "IT" comic...I saw him in concert.  Back then I was pretty hip and on the bleeding edge of everything Media.  I could pick out a winner before they were in the race, so to speak.  Nowadays...Not so much.

Lyon sent me this email.  I have heard all this stuff before...the first time ( Read more... )